Funny

"Maybe you choose to work and earn a living. Could be you have to answer to a boss. In the spirit that laughter is sometimes the best medicine, let us take a humorous look at how each of the zodiacal signs creates its own kind of boss. "

"Just for fun, I compiled this list of habit-breaking strategies that typify each zodiac sign. Now, don't worry that you must follow your own zodiac sign's method. Remember, each of us have all the zodiac signs represented in our charts somewhere. Read these as great ideas presented in 12 different flavors, and use what works for you. "

Sign Interpretation for Cats

Once upon a time, Saturn got horny and his roving eye spotted a sea nymph named Philyra. Not wanting get caught by the wife, he decided to philander with Philyra while disguised as a horse. So this kinky broad got preggers and gave birth to a child that was half-horse, half-human.

Among the tombs and temples of the great civilizations of Egypt, Mesopotamia and India, there once flourished a sacred study of the stars that arose from Man's innate need to find order and meaning in the universe and within himself.

"Wondering how to satisfy your lover's ardent feelings? Keep reading for insight into the passionate nature of the Signs. "